Make sure you know where your partner draws the line when it comes to your money shot! For women this is not so much an issue as it is for us men because women can pretty much bust their nut anywhere without worrying about leaving behind a mess. Now men you do not have that luxury. When you bust a nut you can bet that there will be some cleanup involved. So lets talk about doe’s and dont’s, when and where.
INSIDE HER:
This one is a landmine. Know exactly where you stand right from the beginning. Is she ok with this ? Is she on birth control? This should be a serious relationship because if you are not using condoms the risk is high of unwanted pregnancy, STD’s and not to mention all the emotional issues. Know where you stand and make sure it is ok with her. Your benefit is that 90% of the cleanup is her responsibility.
IN A CONDOM:
This is the prefered method if you are running around town pile driving everything that moves. The things to look out for are. (1) remove the condom before junior goes back to sleep so the condom wont fall off letting your man juice escape making a mess on the sheets, floor, sofa etc. That wont be a good look. (2) make sure you tie it up in a knot as soon as you take it off so it wont slip out of your hands open up and make a mess. (3) Put it in the garbage not down the toilet or take it with you to dump it in the trash or possibly clean it out under hot running soapy water. (real sexy huh?)
IN HER MOUTH:
WINNER! that’s the prevailing thought out there among men. Nothing is better than having a women who is a triple threat! But slow down big fella. This is an absolute must. Get her OK before you try this move. Some women have a very big gag reflex and nothing will crush a wet dream faster than you trying to sneak this move in without talking about it first. If the woman is not down for the cause at least try convincing her to give you the happy ending while you are wearing a condom, that way it’s still in her mouth she just does not have to swallow. Everybody wins!
ON HER ASS/TITS:
The porn star move, you are getting all busy and shit smacking that ass flipping it and rubbing it down or she is blowing you like a champ and you decide to unload like a porn star on her ass or tits, STOP! think about it because this is as messy as it gets. You both will have a lot of clean up to do and she might just want your monkey ass off and away from her and now this! This might not be a good look for you so think it through.
ON HER FACE:
We know. Every wet dream ends with this scenario for you and yes this is some hot ass action. But this move could end very badly and make today your last time all up in that ass because some women will find this degrading and disrespectful. And not at all as exciting as you do. So make sure she is a little freaky and open to this move and if she is you just hit the lotto kid! So squirt away my young grasshopper but don’t bust in her eye or she might bust you in the eye! You have been warned!
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